Thursday, February 15, 2018

Pictures of Things That Make Me Happy.

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Monday, February 12, 2018

Not a Witch-Hunt: A Snapshot of Abuse and Disregard in the Animal Protection Movement

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Wednesday, January 31, 2018

Your Field Guide to Twelve Shitty Kinds of Vegans to Avoid



There are many wonderful vegans;
there are some really shitty ones, too. For the purposes of this guide, I will be focusing on the latter. I’ve been vegan for long enough that the shitty ones become obvious pretty quickly, though it can be confusing and one person can have blurry or even multiple shitty identities. Please don’t take the following field guide as an excuse to dismiss veganism, though. Veganism is solid and kind and it will probably save the world. It’s just that vegans are still people and people can be, well, shitty.

Full disclosure: I was able to create this field guide not just through my observations but because I may have been one or more of these shitty people during my long career as a vegan. Please, if someone is acting like a jerk, let them know you don’t appreciate it and that they are not helping the vegan cause. If they still don’t care, well, you have your answer. This person is a shitty vegan to avoid.

Shall we commence?

1. The Veganism is Jus
t About the Animals People
Natural Habitat: With a megaphone at the protest

To this kind of vegan nothing - and I mean nothing - matters but the animals. Not only does nothing else matter, they get angry at the mere suggestion that other lives also matter. Care about not reinforcing sexist messaging in vegan outreach? Screw you! It’s about the animals, you selfish prude! Do you believe that systemic racism may have a role in discouraging vegan choices? Oh, my god, must every conversation be about race??? Veganism is about the animals! Perhaps you want to be as inclusive as you can be with your advocacy? It. Is. Only. About. The. Animals. Leave! Now! It occurs to me that veganism is perhaps the only social justice movement where it’s par for the course to be accused of being selfish for wanting to extend your circle of compassion. Chew on that for a minute.

2. The Veganism is Just About Health People
Natural Habitat: YouTube

Okay, the flipside of #1 are these folks, who would probably shrug and eat a kale salad (no oil, no nuts) or take photos of their fruit hauls at the grocery store if an animal were suffering righ
t in front of their eyes. Compassion is not their motivation: looking slim and Instagram-ready is, and many are quick to admit it. Cruelty is not their enemy: a broken selfie stick is. They love mining for compliments and, speaking of, do you know how old they are? Do you know their BMI? Do you know that they are using #nofilters? Do you know how often they poop each day? Do you know that they are 72 and just had triplets (naturally) and just got carded? Don’t worry: they’ll tell you.

3.
The “Shall We Talk About Your Health???” People
Natural Habitat: They are everywhere, sadly

Ugh,
these people. These people. (These are often, though not always, #2s as well.) Without solicitation and usually without professional training, they will want to talk about your cholesterol, your “inflammation,” your size, your alkaline/acidic ratio, your health - which they have a superpower for discerning with a visual scan and which, apparently, is their business - and make all kinds of assumptions about your character as well. There are the blatantly obnoxious ones who have taken it upon themselves to be the self-appointed Enemies of Fun of any space humans gather and there are the stealth ones who side-eye into every grocery cart and shoot daggers at people in waiting rooms so they can later inveigh on social media. These people are officially The Worst.

4. The T
it-for-Tat Misanthropy People
Natural Habitat: In vegan-exclusive Facebook groups

These folks are the misers of the vegan world. They only have so much compassion to give and they horde it like Ebeneezer Scrooge in a particularly penny-pinching mood. They don’t care about sexism, racial inequality and bigotry unless those who suffer under sexism, racial inequality and bigotry are vegan. If they are, then they might deign to give some lip-service of support but they don’t really care because nothing is as bad as what the animals face. (See also: #1.) If you’re not vegan, you can just suffer and die like every other worthless human. Bundles of endless cheer, they take pride in earning points for their misanthropy among their crowd. Bottom line? They are really awful human beings who are usually quite advantaged - which is what affords them their indifferent attitude about others - and they are completely myopic.

5. The Anti-SJW people
Natural Habitat: Their parents’ basements

Related to the above, the people who sneeringly dismiss in
tersectional activists as SJWs (or Social Justice Warriors) are the asshole right-wing of the vegan movement and they suuuuuuuuck. Anyone who considers social justice activism a pejorative is an awful person to begin with but not understanding that, um, veganism is a social justice movement makes them especially horrid. In addition to #4s, the Anti-SJWs also often intersect with #1s. Avoid at all costs, which is easy to do because, as noted, they usually live in their parents’ basements, posting anonymous screeds on 4chan.

6. The Progress Pooh-Pooh People
Natural Habitat: Shaming people on social media

You know those cheerleader-types who are just so annoying with their condescending “Rah-rah-rah, you can do it!” encouragement? Well, you will be clamoring for one of these preternaturally cheerful souls if you ever encounter their shadow kind. Nothing is ever good enough for the Progress Pooh-Poohers - “Baby steps are for babies!” is their rallying cry - and you are supposed to transition to veganism on their schedule and without any challenges. Obligatory disclaimer: I am not saying vegans should nod approvingly about consuming animals. I certainly don’t. I believe in honesty and not selling out the animals. I do know, though, that everyone has his or her own timeline. Some people do great with an overnight leap and for others, pushing too fast will backfire and bring se
tbacks. Don’t be a Progress Pooh-Pooher unless you want to discourage someone who is trying to move in the right direction.

7. The Debbie Downer People
Natural Habitat: Looking for reasons to be depressed

Similar in attitude to the Progress Pooh-Poohers, the Debbie Downer People pride themselves on finding the dark cloud that is attached to any silver lining when it comes to wins for the animals. Were circuses with elephants banned from your town? Well, don’t get too excited because what about circuses with tigers and horses? Was greyhound racing recently outlawed in your community? Well, that’s fine but what about horse racing? Was fur recently banned from a national clothier? Well, that’s fine but what about leather and wool? Is your once-hardcore meat-eating boss now going vegetarian? Well, I guess i
t’s something. Listen, I understand, really, I do. We need to not get so caught up in celebrating victories that we lose focus on the big picture and someone needs to speak up for the animals that are so often brushed aside so we can claim victories. That said, there is a way to do this without sucking the joy from every win like a malnourished vampire. Really, we can do this.

8. The Converter People
Natural Habitat
: Talking, talking, talking...

You know that expression “notch on the bedpost”? Yes, I know I sound like an antique. There is a very good reason for that. Okay, young’ns, a bedpost is one of those things holding up your bed and a “notch on your bedpost” apparen
tly harkens back to a time when lotharios would carve another notch on their bedposts to keep count of all their “conquests.” (Conquest is a skeevy word with its etymology derived from having been conquered but you know what I mean.) Annnnyway, there are certain vegans who will treat like you have a target on your back so they can count you as one of their notches, one of their conquests. It’s actually very icky. As with the the bedpost notchers, interacting with a Converter will make you feel used. It’s hard to feel like you’re more than just a number when you interact with this type. Maybe they started out with good intentions - they most likely did -  but at a certain point, it became about ego gratification and that comes across loud and clear.

9. The Dismisser People
Natural Habitat
: Looking at you with a raised eyebrow

With more than a touch of #5 in
them, the Dismissers do not want to hear about anyone’s legitimate challenges to veganism, like, oh, I don’t know, living in a food desert or living in a home where one doesn’t control the food, like with a parent buying groceries. It is not to say that these challenges cannot be overcome but the Dismisser doesn’t even want to entertain the notion that veganism might present more obstacles for some than others. That said, there are PLENTY of people with really flimsy excuses for why they can’t be vegan - for example, I can’t hear the words “blood type” without twitching uncontrollably - and we are hit with approximately a million said sad excuses every week. So I get it. The Dismisser, though, doesn’t take the time to differentiate between what is valid and what is BS, treating everything like it’s BS. These folks have a drop or two of #5 in them usually.

10. The Tin Foil People
Natural Habitat
: In the colonic waiting room

The Tin Foil People may not have ill intent but they wrap their veganism up in a messy bundle that also includes their positions on vaccinations, chemtrails, the Illuminati and random conspiracy theories - some half-baked, some fully baked - you will be exposed
to along with the vegan message. It is a package deal; you cannot isolate the vegan part and leave the rest. Or perhaps you want to learn about how the Illuminati are flying jets that release chemtrails of vaccination serums on an unwitting public? Because of the Rothschilds. If so, this is the vegan for you.

11. The Male Savior People
Natural Habitat
: Strutting around like a “stud” in a 1970s-era porn
I’m going to cut to the chase here: the Male Savior People expect to be idolized because they are in a minority in the vegan movement and if you don’t trip over yourself telling them what amazing heroes they are for the animals, you haven’t gotten the memo yet. Because there is about one man for every 20 - 30 women in the animal rights scene, they are fawned over and may find that the advantages they already enjoy in the regular world are amplified considerably in the vegan world, especially if they are heterosexual, white males. Oh, the hero worship they expect, the admiration. Sadly, many will find that their mere presence as dude animal advocates is enough to get them the accolades they long for, reinforcing the culture of preening male entitlement already so pervasive in the vegan movement. Seriously, just ugh. Gross. Puke.

12. The Self-Centering People
Natural Habitat
: On their phones, scrolling through photos

Is this person an animal rights activist? It’s hard to know because so much of what they post is pictures of themselves at a protest, videos of themselves at an action...nearly everything is about themselves and the persona they’ve crafted and there is little about the actual issues that concern animals. Now, listen: I’ve taken a fair amount of pictures of myself at rallies, sanctuaries, etc. but at a certain point, you get the sense that the Self-Centering People are more interested in becoming public figures with a fan base than drawing attention to injustice.  It’s almost like they’re centering themselves and crowding out the animals in order to get kudos and a following. Almost...

So there you have it: Twelve Shitty Kinds of Vegans to Avoid. There are more, no doubt. There are plenty of awesome vegans, too; find yourself a fabulous vegan to hang with and you’re golden.


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Monday, January 15, 2018

Art in the Time of Trump: The Silencing Effect of Tyranny (and What to do About it)

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Friday, December 29, 2017

Vegan Predictions for 2018

At Vegan Street, we spend a fair amount of time every week reading vegan news stories and researching trends. So much is happening as veganism enters the mainstream and ripples out! With that in mind, I’m pretty thrilled to share with you some exciting predictions for 2018.

Vegan Predictions for 2018

California breaks off from the continental US and becomes the largest free-floating, self-supporting vegan island, protected by impenetrable dolphin bubbles and a ferocious guard of mermaids. (Once non-vegans have vacated or been forced off the island, of course.) Those on the mainland US can gain entry to vegan island via airlifting if they can prove at least five years of unwavering vegan compliance.

Polar bears make the long trek from Alaska to Washington, DC, where they riot in the Rose Garden before breaking into the Oval Office and forcing all occupants into the icy Potomac, which will embolden a citizen-led revolt that dismantles the entire US government. In the months that follow, the White House lawn becomes an edible garden that is free to the public and the White House is turned into the People’s History Museum of the United States, based on Howard Zinn’s book.

A bad season of medjool dates sends shockwaves through the raw foods world, meaning raw foods chefs and restaurants must develop new recipes for every dessert from “caramel” to “brownies.”

David “Avocado” Wolfe develops a rare but acute repetitive strain injury when posting his 43rd chakra meme of the day, which results in him having a mental breakdown, renouncing his former name and re-emerging in 2019 as David “Churros” Wolfe.

Expect fermented skincare lines to trend.

A portal to another dimension on the space-time continuum is discovered in the Encino, CA Veggie Grill freezer.

After an outbreak of Yellow Sinus Disease is discovered among far-flung nutritional yeast users, the CDC releases an emergency public education campaign about the dangers of sniffing “nooch,” starring Joaquin Phoenix. This doubles as court-mandated community service for Mr. Phoenix.

The biggest basic cable breakthrough hit of 2018 will be a semi-scripted Bravo reality series following the chaotic lives and messy love triangles of the young and usually intoxicated waitstaff at Champs Diner in Brooklyn.

A shuttered vegan restaurant in Queensland, Australia is discovered to be a site of paranormal activity, where spectral forms can be observed wailing about burnt coconut bacon in the kitchen and slump-shouldered, orange-handed ghosts are seen peeling endless buckets of carrots.

In 2018, you will learn that “aquafaba” never really happened, it was just a very vivid collective dream.

Tofu becomes the trendy substitute for tofu.

PETA abandons its original mission and enters the direct-to-video adult film industry. 

Vegan wedding trends of 2018: Ice cube food; artisan, cold-pressed kale juice bonbons in mushroom “leather” boxes; designated “sober rooms,” where teetotalers have a safe haven for openly mocking inebriated, meat-eating guests; virtual reality headsets for all guests, giving them disturbingly realistic tours of slaughterhouses before the wedding meal.

Hottest home kitchen gadget: Bloody Well Done. With consumer demand stoked by the new “bleeding” vegan burgers (like the Impossible Burger and Beyond Burger), this new gadget will make it possible for any home cook to create a bleeding veggie patty or even nugget through the latest in injectable nano-technologies.

Hottest app: The new +25, a filter technology that makes all your food photos appear at least 25% healthier than they were.

Hottest consumer gadget: The Flavor Extractor. Like to eat out but want to avoid anything that could add flavor - and calories - to your meal? Flavor extractors will allow diners to discreetly remove salt, oil and sweeteners from food and leave them with the most utterly plain food possible.

Biggest flop: A billion-dollar Silicon Valley-based vegan food tech startup goes bankrupt when its product reaches stores and investors learn the hard way that no one really missed cottage cheese all that much.

What do you predict for the year ahead? 
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Thursday, December 21, 2017

The Ninth Annual Disgruntled Vegan Alphabet



A 
is for Arguments in vegan Facebook groups - Is sugar vegan? Of course it’s not! Neither is oil. Neither is cooked food. What about GMOs? - on vegan Facebook pages that continue for weeks and have 8,019 comments and 14,067 GIF reactions last you checked.

B 
is for the Bones collected on someone’s plate at a business lunch that make you want to cry, puke and flee the premises all at the same time. 

C 
is for the Co-worker who uses the microwave to cook fish. Who does this??? Word to the wise: even flesh-eaters think you’re gross and inconsiderate.   

D 
is for the Distance that is between you and the nearest all-vegan Indian buffet is always too far. 

E 
is for “Extremists.” Really, you want to call vegans extremists when you are literally feasting on the bodies of feeling animals who were brought into existence for the sole purpose of being eaten while young? When you are consuming the reproductive byproducts of forcibly orphaned babies? Vegans are extremists? Mmmkay...  

F 
is for Fake foods. Okay, you call vegan proteins “fake” when you’re eating dead animals that have had their heads, organs, feathers and skin removed, blood drained, have been dipped in acid baths to kill bacteria and are wrapped in plastic? Sure, tofu and seasoned wheat gluten is all kinds of fake. 

G 
is for Golly, you want me to apologize because you feel Guilty? How long are you willing to wait? 

H 
is for Hitler was not a vegetarian, actually, and if playing that card is a way for you to justify your meat-eating - and imply that vegans are a bunch of mass-murdering dictators at heart apparently - I raise you Idi Amin, Pol Pot, Saddam Hussein, Josef Stalin and on and on through the ages, all meat-eaters. (Like Hitler). 

I 
is for the Inkling that your server wasn’t listening when you ordered is proven correct when your meal arrives with chicken pieces on it. 

J is for the Jokers who bring a bag of tortilla chips to the vegan potluck and fill their plates with ALLLLLLL the food like they just ended a two-week fast. 

K 
is for the Keyboard warriors in their parents’ basements who have devolved to only speaking in GIF form now with their anti-vegan arguments. And I thought you were lazy when you just randomly shouted “MMM...BACON” all the time. 

L 
is for the Last item on the ingredient panel being whey or milk powder.

M 
is for the Morgue you have to see and/or smell in the grocery store when the meat counter is close to anything you need.  

N 
is for the New vegan burger everyone is so excited to try being served at a national chain on non-vegan buns with dairy cheese because someone hates us. Who advised you???

is for Om, yeah, but I’m giving your spiritual practice the side-eye if you eat other animals because Deepak Chopra or some other “guru” says it’s okay. You can’t meditate that senseless violence away. Namaste. 

is for “Plants feel pain.” Really? After almost 23 years of hearing this, I would pay for someone to give me a thoughtful and coherent - or at least original - argument against veganism at this point.

is for the Quest for a vegan partner on a dating site has netted one pescatarian, two reducetarians and one former-vegan-turned-Paleo.  

R 
is for Raw foodists on Youtube who make all the other vegans look like obsessive flakes. Please, I beg of you, stop talking about how menstruation is a sign of a toxic body. Stop talking about your armpit hair, too. I shouldn’t have to say this. Yet...

S 
is for Sardonic detachment is my resting state now.   

T 
is for Trendy, annoying people with huge social media platforms who try veganism on one day and discard it the next like last year’s fashions. Not today, Seitan.

is for the Uncle who sits next to you at Thanksgiving and talks about the article he read that said bacon lowers your cholesterol. By the way, can you water his plants when he’s getting the new stent put in? 

is for the Verbose individual sitting next to you on the three-hour flight who sees your vegan button and decides to tell you all about how bone broth has changed her life. 

W 
is for Wandering the whole food court for 30 minutes and ending up with a plain baked potato and some looks of bewilderment and pity. 

X 
is for the xylitol-sweetened, rice flour muffin that could double as a hockey puck being the only vegan option your local bakery offers AND the message they’re sending into the world about what vegan food tastes like. 

Y 
is for Yodeling shepherds and shepherdesses are not responsible for your pricey sheep’s milk cheese, I don’t care how much you buy into the humane myth. 

Z 
is for Zeal because, honestly, vegans are a passionate bunch. Should we be boring instead? 

Friday, December 15, 2017

10 Questions: Vegan Rockstars with the Vegan Voyagers




Hayden and Aaron Hall, the Vegan Voyagers, are a recently married couple of vegan advocates who are on an exciting new adventure: traveling the US in an RV with their five cats, dog, and silkie chicken (Brienne of Tarth inspired by Game of Thrones). The Hall’s goal is to visit every state, every National Park, and eat at as many vegan restaurants as possible. Hey, that’s my goal, too!

With backgrounds working in a variety of roles at large animal rights and protection organizations, Hayden now works as the Grassroots Campaign Manager at FARM (Farm Animal Rights Movement) and Aaron, previously with Sea Shepard, now does contract work for animal rescue organizations in addition to working as a smarty developer guy. Taking their show on the road, the Halls are able to work remotely while enjoying the burgeoning vegan scene across the country. I am happy to feature
the Vegan Voyagers as this week’s Vegan Rock Stars.

1. First of all, we’d love to hear your “vegan evolution” story. How did you start out? Did you have any early influences or experiences as a young person that in retrospect helped to pave your path?

In college, one of Hayden’s professors was a vegan and taught a class called “Religion and Animals” which discussed the way different religions treat animals. We read a book called Next of Kin by Roger Fouts about a chimpanzee named Washoe who spoke ASL. Hayden made the connection that you can’t love one animal and eat the other, so she started cutting out specific meat products; pork, beef, chicken, fish, eggs, and finally cheese. Giving up cheese was the most difficult part of her journey, but she landed a job as a Campaigner at PETA in October of 2010 and never looked back.

Aaron grew up in the Midwest and was raised in a “meat and potatoes” environment, however, that all changed when he turned 30.  One day, while watching TV he had his “A-HA” moment where everything clicked and he realized that it was hypocritical to fight for one animal, but eat another. Over the next six months, he started transitioning to vegetarianism with the intent of going vegan. He finally committed to veganism on January 17, 2014 while on campaign in Taiji, Japan after witnessing the dolphin slaughter first-hand. Right then and there, he vowed to never consume any animal products from that day forward.

2. Imagine that you are pre-vegan again: how could someone have talked to you and what could they have said or shown you that could have been the most effective way to have a positive influence on you moving toward veganism?

Finding a way to make the conversation relatable to a person’s life seems to be the most impactful way to get someone thinking. Would someone be more impacted by the cruelty, the health benefits/ effects, or the environment argument for being vegan?  It’s very easy to get in the mindset of “that doesn’t affect me, I’m not physically killing them for food, clothes, etc.” Showing people the pathway to connect the dots is a far better way to reach someone than just showing them photos of slaughterhouses and memes.  But if you can’t reach them that way, then we recommend they watch Earthlings, also known as, the vegan maker.

3. What have you found to be the most effective way to communicate your message as a vegan? For example, humor, passion, images, etc.?

Food plays a huge role in our lives and we think showing people that you can travel anywhere and still find delicious vegan food is our most effective way to communicate our message.  Taking photos of all of the food we come across seems to inspire and resonate with people.  We’ve also tried putting out photos of our own food so that we can show you can make healthy and delicious vegan meals at home.

4. What do you think are the biggest strengths of the vegan movement?

Right now, the momentum is definitely on our side.  With the younger millennial generation and generation Z, we are seeing an incredible growth within the vegan movement.  These kids are the future and so it’s inspiring to see so many of them picking up the torch. There have also been huge strides in plant-based products, including the Beyond Burger and Impossible Burger. We were lucky enough to catch the Beyond Burger at TGI Friday’s in Massachusetts during its short run there. It’s important for us to patronize these restaurants to show that there is a demand for vegan food at major chain restaurants.

5. What do you think are our biggest hindrances to getting the word out effectively?

Unfortunately, some people completely shut down when they hear the word “vegan.”  You can almost see their eyes glaze over at the mere mention of the word.  People are so stuck in their beliefs, so you really have to get creative to get your ideas across to them.  There’s also a LOT of in fighting amongst animal rights and vegan activists.  We have to remember that we’re doing this for the animals and it doesn’t matter if you wear a specific logo or volunteer for a specific organization, we’re all in this together and fighting for the same cause.

6. All of us need a “why vegan” elevator pitch. We’d love to hear yours.

With all of the new products available on the market, it’s easier than ever to be vegan!  There is no reason not to give it a try when there is a vegan version of pretty much everything that you would want to eat.  Even if you only do things like Meatless Mondays or one vegan meal a week, you’re making a huge difference. Every little bit helps!

7. Who are the people and what are the books, films, websites and organizations that have had the greatest influence on your veganism and your continuing evolution?

Hayden has worked for PETA, Sea Shepherd, and currently at FARM (Farm Animal Rights Movement) and Aaron also worked at Sea Shepherd. We’ve has seen nearly every documentary and YouTube video about the horrors of factory farms, some of the most impactful include Earthlings, The Cove, & Meet Your Meat. Unfortunately, most people don’t want to see where their food comes from, so it’s important to have many avenues that get the message out there. One of Hayden’s favorite books is Skinny Bitch by Kim Barnouin. There’s also a version geared towards men, called Skinny Bastard.

8. Burn-out is so common among vegans: what do you do to unwind, recharge and inspire yourself?

Because we travel full-time in an RV, we have lots of opportunity to “get away from it all” and explore nature. We love photography and just got a new drone to bring more depth to our YouTube videos. We also enjoy spending time with rescued animals at sanctuaries, especially goats! They’ve found a special spot in our hearts! Plus, our 5 cats, dog, and silkie chicken help to reaffirm why we are vegan.

9. What is the issue nearest and dearest to your heart that you would like others to know more about?

The issues nearest and dearest to our hearts would be anything that has to do with marine mammals, specifically whales and dolphins.  They are some of the smartest beings on the planet and the abuse that they receive at the hands of humans is absolutely awful.  Watching an entire pod of dolphins go from swimming free in the ocean to being forcefully herded into a cove, having a few selected for a lifetime of captivity and the rest slaughtered for meat consumption is something that will never leave Aaron, it was a truly life changing experience.

10. Please finish this sentence: “To me, being vegan is...”

… AHIMSA: to do no harm.